Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
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Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
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She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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