Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Randomize
