I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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