next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
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If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
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I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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