honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
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