their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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