He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I can't put those talents on a resume
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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