All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
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Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
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As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Someone shattered a urinal.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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