your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
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