I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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