Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
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I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
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He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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