I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
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Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
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Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Two words: nipple clamps
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