She went from zero to smokin in five shots
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
I wish i was in the wii world.
no you cant smoke seaweed
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new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
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Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
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