Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
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i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
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I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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