he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
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This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
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If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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