My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
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blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
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When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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