I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
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He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
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I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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