is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
My life is pants optional.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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