You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
i came on her dog
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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