I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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