Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
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I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
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Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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