Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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