Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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