Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
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He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
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I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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