But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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