How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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