I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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