apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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