This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I smell stomach acid.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Randomize
