god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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