I have demons in me.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
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He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
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When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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