onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
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she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
i dont even know how to be here
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
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when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I'm bleeding and have questions
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