marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
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she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
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I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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