He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
Randomize