Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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