There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
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First date: that requires underwear, huh?
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
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Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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