i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
He had one of those small greek statue penises
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
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