This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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