dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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