didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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