so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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