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Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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