So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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