i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
We have started to decorate penises.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Randomize
