Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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