I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
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mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
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1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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