she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Randomize
