you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
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he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
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Happy birthday, you long dick monster
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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