What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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