they need to just BURY HIM!
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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