i permit you to call me
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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