Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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