I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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