Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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