Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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