i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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